Monday, September 09, 2002

HOW MARGOT KIDDER'S SUPER DOGS SAVED HER LIFE

She was driving from Maine to Canada to star in a production of "The Vagina Monologues", a regular gig of late. But after her SUV skidded sideways, and then rolled over, Kidder's mixed-breed dogs rushed to her rescue by barking loudly. Margot's good friend David Stucky told The ENQUIRER that the actress will require "a walker and crutches for some months, but she's still in great spirits." Guess her vagina was unharmed.

You can always send Margot a free ecard courtesy of her very own website. The one where she's wearing a Blues Brothers T-shirt with the protruding nipples is especially tasty. Despite the mishap, Kidder is still on for next weekend's Super Mega Show in Newark, NJ, where she is scheduled to sign autographs alongside original Lois Lane actress Noel Neill, plus Charlie Callas, Uncle Floyd and a batch of large breasted women ("B" starlets and "Playboy" models) and men (wrestlers).