THE NAME GAME STARS PLAY AT HOTELS

If The ENQUIRER can pad a half-page with this disposable filler, then we can be equally unimaginative in how we regurgitate it.

Jim Carrey uses the alias Pete Moss.

Rod Stewart likes to be known as Sid James.

Phil Collins books in under the name Peter Brink.

John Wayne Bobbitt uses the fake name Les Johnson.

Rosie O'Donnell masquerades as Fred Beasley.

*NSYNC's Lance Bass orders his green eggs and ham under the name Ted Geisel ... but, oh, the places he won't go!

Thanks to MSNBC.com's Jan Herman, among other plugs, TABBED should hit 6,000 hits in its first week. But where is the reader feedback, huh?